And My Name is Kozumplik

Drunk guy in lawnmower booze quest
Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Wine: to blame
The long and noble history of people being found driving lawnmowers while drunk gained another chapter on Saturday night, when a drunk man in Michigan drove his lawnmower through a snowstorm on a mission to buy more booze.

According to police in Adrian, Michigan, 49-year-old Frank Kozumplik was apprehended while merrily making his way home from the liquor store. He was doing so on board his John Deere tractor mower, which he was driving down the center of the street.

Authorities say he had four bottles of wine in a paper bag with him, having already drunk two bottles (which is presumably what precipitated the booze emergency in the first place).

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